Potty talk

As someone who never ever ever expected to be a parent...ever, I am shocked by my capacity to be amazed. Gross as it may seem, first time mothers are generally impressed with their baby's poo.

As such, Trendon and I have coined a few terms concerning that which occurs in Annalise's diaper.

"Pooperoni"-a small poop, a smear no larger than a pepperoni.

"The Sidewinder"-when somehow it is all on the left or right.

"The Buh-plosion"- poop from above the pikachu to above the butt crack.

(Incidentally, I just started a load of laundry to wash an outfit that fell victim to a buh-plosion)

"Pika-poo"-when somehow the poop is concentrated on the pikachu, and none on the butt.

Yeah, I know that was gross....

deal with it.

haha